awesome dad jokes
Ich soll Deutsch lernen.
Study bites.
Morgen Nachmittag will ich zur Kneipe gehen.
Silly jokes are better:
What's big and yellow and doesn't swim?
A bulldozer
"She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat."
What do you call a road where all the crazy people walk?
A psychopath.
*groans*
My favourite:
A neutron walked into a bar. Without hesitation the bartender pulled him a beer.
The neutron asked him "How much is that?"
"For you, no charge"
Oh dear. Get back to work woman!
posted by faerie @ 5:52 PM
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla and an ape?
A grape!
BWAHAHAHAHHAitsfunnybecauseitsnot.
oh man, i have so many of these. Do not get me started. ;)
Q: Why do elephants wear shoes with yellow soles?
A: So you don't see them when they float upside down in a bowl of custard.
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant floating upside down in a bowl of custard?
A: No, of course not.
So many more elephant jokes - go to
http://homepage.eircom.net/~cronews/elep/elep.html
And back to study! (if you can...)
Now it's 'walk into a bar jokes...'
A man walks into a bar with a roll of bitumen under his arm and says: "Schooner please, and one for the road."
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm exams almost over Laura! What is your excuse for lack of bloggingness now? ....I know you have a life but thats no excuse really :)
Rarrrr! ONE MORE!!! Then I have an extremely busy weekend and then I can sleep in until whenever on Monday. Hoorah! Hopefully THEY call me soon. Do you think there'll be any cute hunks-of-spunk working on the bins? Ey?
yeah there so will be! Other uni students maybe...
Ash: "Here, let me wipe the sweat from your manly forehead. You've been wokring so hard.. why don't you come back to my tin shed for a cold shower... er drink"
:P
That's so not what will happen.
Honest.
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