down the bottom of the garden

Friday, November 17, 2006

Books

Woah, Two posts in a half an hour!
I thought of something very exciting....
I'm going to read a book!

First book of the summer will be 1984 I think. Now to go and get my hands on a copy. AWESOME!

No more exams!

So the excuse for not blogging now will be too much partying.
The exam I was the least worried about was the most evil... bah! But it's all over and now it's time to go and have a awesome time.
Off to Sydney on Tuesady night. Hooray.

Sunday, November 12, 2006

awesome dad jokes

Ich soll Deutsch lernen.
Study bites.
Morgen Nachmittag will ich zur Kneipe gehen.

Silly jokes are better:

What's big and yellow and doesn't swim?
A bulldozer


"She criticized my apartment, so I knocked her flat."


What do you call a road where all the crazy people walk?
A psychopath.

*groans*

My favourite:
A neutron walked into a bar. Without hesitation the bartender pulled him a beer.
The neutron asked him "How much is that?"
"For you, no charge"

Oh dear. Get back to work woman!

Neglected

My excuse for not updating is exams. I have kinda been studying, but more just stressing and being unable to do anything but sit and stare. I'm half way through exams though.
It's going to be a busy week with working, exams and (half of) rumours coming to coach PHC. It's also a particularly inconvenient time to start seeing someone new. Blah, so life is busy hence the irregular postings. Also, unless y'all want to know about psychology, anthropology, german or linguistics I've not got anything interesting to say :P
Oh, and in a fit of randomness I've switched to beta... i'll let you know how it is.